SOME OF THESE ARE PG17, SO VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
elieve you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you t pye reel gode.
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